I Paid Joel Salatin to Design My Dream Regenerative Farm
In April 2025, something happened that still feels surreal: Joel Salatin – the 43-year veteran of Polyface Farm, the man who literally wrote the books on regenerative agriculture – spent an entire day walking my 78-acre farm and laying out a complete master plan.
I originally filmed the consultation just for my own reference. But the lessons were so practical, so eye-opening, and so packed with money-saving, soil-building gold that I couldn’t keep it private.
So here it is – raw, homemade, no fancy drone shots, just Joel dropping truth bomb after truth bomb while we walk every inch of the farm.
If you’re a beginning farmer, a homestead dreamer, or just someone who wants to see how one of the best in the world actually thinks through a brand-new piece of land… grab a coffee and let’s go.
The 12 Biggest Takeaways That Are Already Shaping This Farm
- Gravel Trick That Saves 30% Instantly Put a 36-inch block (old railroad tie works perfectly) in the center of your dump truck’s tailgate. All the gravel falls only on the wheel tracks instead of the middle. You use a full third less stone, get a beautiful grass strip down the center, and never waste money gravelling where you don’t drive.
- Never Build a Culvert When You Can Build a Pond My only access to the back field was a muddy ford that floods. Joel’s solution? Build a small dam, drive across the top, and store 12–18 inches of water behind it using cheap green sewer pipe (not expensive PVC). Same excavation cost as culverts – but now you have a pond, emergency water, and you’re “being a beaver.” North America has lost more than half its surface water in 500 years. Every chance to hold water is a win.
- Winter Hay & Cattle Barn Location = Efficiency Obsession Put your open-sided hay/compost/pig-cow winter barn on the highest, best-drained spot closest to your main all-weather lane. Joel sketched out a 50 × 60 ft (3,000 sq ft) three-bay pole barn that will:
- Winter 50 cows comfortably
- Store hay in the protected center bay
- Hold carbon (wood chips) for deep-bedding composting
- Be breezy and “the coolest place on the farm in summer” because it’s completely open on both long sides. Pro tip: hug every building right up to your expensive gravel lane – every extra 100 yards you make equipment travel adds up over a decade.
- Access Lanes Are the Backbone of the Whole Operation
- 16 ft wire-to-wire (8 ft gravel tracks + 4 ft grass on each side)
- Rock only the tracks, keep grass in the middle and edges
- Crown slightly or build tiny speed-bump mounds so water is forced to the sides and slows down
- Every low spot gets either rip-rap “ankle breakers” or a small sump with sewer pipe underneath.
- Stop Erosion with Branches, Logs, and “Plugs” – Not Fancy Engineering The farm had active head-cuts eating the fields. Joel’s fix:
- Cut invasive privet/brambles (butts downhill, branches uphill)
- Lay them across the erosion line like a giant permeable brush dam
- Put a log on top to compress it Water slows, drops silt, and the gully fills itself in months instead of decades.
- Turn Gullies into Chains of Ponds Some erosion was too deep to fill economically. Solution: a series of small ponds (1/8–1/4 acre each) with grassy dams you drive across. Build one when cash flow allows, add another the next good year. Every pond stops erosion upstream and gives irrigation water, wildlife habitat, and beauty.
- Harvest Your Own Locust Fence Posts – They’re Literally Growing Everywhere One medium locust tree = 25–35 rot-resistant posts worth $7 each retail. I have dozens. Free fencing for life if I’m willing to cut, haul, and mill/split them.
- Clear Field Edges Incrementally Old fencerows full of privet and junk trees steal acres and shade out manure distribution. Run electric fence at the current edge now, then clear one acre at a time and move the fence outward each year. No big expensive job – just steady progress.
- Let Terrain Dictate Field Boundaries, Not Laziness “The only reason that fencerow is crooked is because someone didn’t want to build a crooked fence.” Straighten to the natural contour so water and cows flow properly.
- Central Access Lane Down the Middle of Big Fields Run one gravel lane straight through the center of large fields so you can reach both sides easily and create perfect grazing circles with a single-strand “center line” wire.
- Sugar Maples = Future Kid-Run Maple Syrup Business I have dozens of tappable sugar maples in the woods. Instant children’s enterprise for the future on-farm academy.
- Chinese-Style Greenhouse Hack: Build your greenhouse with the north side against the barn wall. You lose zero heat out the back, gain solar all day, and at night the barn radiates heat into the greenhouse. Bonus: possible future aquaponics/tilapia/banana experiment.
Final Thought from Joel
“You’re on a long haul here. If you were a billionaire, you could fix it all tomorrow. But you’re not the government – we don’t have unlimited money. So you peck away, you peck away… and in a decade or two, it’s healed.”
That’s exactly what we’re going to do.
Subscribe to MeetMikeMiller on YouTube if you want to watch this raw dirt turn into one of the most beautiful, productive, healing farms in the Midwest – one pond, one locust post, one paddock at a time.
The land is speaking. We’re finally learning how to listen.